Monkey or Ape?

For some reason I can't stop watching this.

If it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey, even if it's a monkey kinda shape
If it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey if it doesn't have a tail then it's an ape


EDIT: FLIPPIN' 'ECK IT'S FLIPPIN' MASSIVE!!!!

EDIT 2: I HAVE FINALLY FIGURED OUT HOW TO CHANGE THE SIZE OF MY TEXT WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOO WOOOOOO

An Awesome Script

Copy and paste this script into the URL bar at the top of the screen and keep on clicking.

It's awesome.

Really.

SUNSHINE LOLLIPOPS AND RAINBOWS YAAAAAAY

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Of course I'm not on drugs you idiot yet